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National Grab Ass Day

A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!
dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
by paranoidnbroken November 19, 2019
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National grab ass day

On august 30th you have the freedom to grab all the ass you want
“bro it’s National grab ass day, grab that shit rn”
by booty snatcher😤 August 28, 2019
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I grab my shovel

A line from static x’s song I’m with stupid. A possible sample from a film but is unknown
“I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” Taking on a gang slang that’s on a gang bang here right on me gotta pick on someone else! I know that’s here so I know that I wade through sh*t! He’s a loser he’s a loser she said!
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
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National grab ass day

On October 3rd is the day where you can grab anybody ass
Just walked by and grab this boy ass it really doesn’t matter because It’s national grab ass day
by Treasurebutler October 2, 2019
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National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
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National grab dick day

On April 19 all girls must go up to at least one guy and grab their dick anything can happen after that ; )
1- hey why did you grab my dick
2- it’s national grab dick day ;)
1- ok then;)
by John Cena 2222222 April 13, 2019
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