Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.

Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.

by Johns November 14, 2023

JV warrior

an upperclassmen who is too ass at their sport to be properly placed on varsity so they must deal with the embarrassment of being put on JV

johnny: dude i checked the school athletics website and i couldnt find you on the basketball roster?
jake: yeah...the bitchass coach put me on JV cuz hes stupid....
johnny: nahhh you are JV warrior thats crazy

by thepenisman222 January 17, 2024

Fallen warrior

How your boys in high school call you after a rejection by a Girl.

you: Damn, I got rejected my Niyusha yesterday.

your Bros: Stand up and fight, fallen warrior!

by pineapplepebble April 22, 2022

Golden State Warriors

A team that loves to humiliate (or as they call it humble) other teams/players with their abundance of conventional wisdom.

The Golden State Warriors seem like kind of a mean spirited dynasty.

by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023

Majestic Warrior

Ate pizza with Arch on Neptune once, unfortunately they had to separate because Medium intervened with a baseball bat. Set the world record for... squeezing pandas. Loves to lurk a lot in the Plasma Server, spying on everyone. Also he eats milk, and drinks sandwiches.

Majestic Warriorrrrrrrrr...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by requiem_reaper April 12, 2021

neck warrior

A T-shirt that has a stretched out neck

Yo! That shirt is done all stretched out… it’s a neck warrior

by Courtney geroro August 10, 2023

Suburbia warrior

A person that usually works to manicure suburb house lawns using the tools of the trade ( lawnmowers, trimmers, etc.(the weapons)) sometimes, but not always, during weekends. Many times, but again, not always, being armed with a chest cooler full of ice and beer for the sake of hydration replenishment while at work. The verb form would be known as suburbia warriorating

Well, I better get back to the house to be a suburbia warrior today before it starts to rain.
Verb..I'll be at home today suburbia warriorating, so I won't be able to go downtown.

by LcS1 June 25, 2025