fanum tax

Fanum tax is the action said right before someone "taxes" around 20% of your food for no particular reason.

I'm going to fanum tax your nachos .

by moe lehster May 6, 2024

Tax

Something that should never be payed, no matter what the government tells you.

Guy1: Did you pay your taxes?
Smart Guy: No of course not taxes aren't for paying just wasting paper.

by kyle's mother is sexy November 28, 2024

Bowl Tax

Caching a bowl handed to you to clear, you find remnants of unsmoked grass. You've been granted "bowl tax" for clearing and repacking the bowl, thus receiving the coveted "last fry in the bag" endorphin!

If I didn't get the occasional "bowl tax", these assholes would be burning my green before I could get a good rip! - Snoop Dogg, probably

by MAKtheHoosier April 28, 2024

Tesco tax

The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.

"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."

"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."

"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."

by tescotax April 8, 2023

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016

Fanum Tax

When you steal or "tax" a friends food ( you have to be fat to tax )

I fanum taxed bros chicken

by M1lf L0ver February 18, 2024

chicken tax

A tariff used to protect local markets.

I can't afford to buy a light truck because of the chicken tax designed to protect us against those cheaper lightweight Japanese truck importers, so instead I'm just gonna buy a subcompact car. Why? Because they suck.

by A bugs's eyes June 16, 2022