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Brass Tax

A play on words from the saying Brass Tacks, but carries like meaning . The implication being Brass, as in Knuckles and Tax, being violence or threat of violence and paying what's due or else. Similar To "F#@% around and Find out" But with a stronger, physical and visual implication.
Good to see that you're making good to correct you mistakes and pay what you owe, otherwise you would have had to pay the Brass Tax to make it right.
by masterplanner February 22, 2023
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fanum tax

when your friends have food and you take a portion... collecting your tax
"your so skibidi, your so fanum tax, i just wanna be your sigma."
by dezzzzznutzzzz January 22, 2024
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wind tax

the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.
“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”

“That’s wind tax for you.”

*tiny violin*
by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025
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Fanum Tax

The “Tax” referencing the amount a single fan pays to an OnlyFans model. Fanum being the singular of Fans similar to Medium being the singular of Media.
Man, John’s getting Fanum Taxed by yo girl
by Youmou January 7, 2024
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Taxes

Good thing I'm not grown up yet, 'cause I don't have to pay taxes!

Muahahaha
Suckers!
by Rotat_the_planet February 27, 2025
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National Fanum Tax Day

June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.
Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!
by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023
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taste tax

when someone who decided not to order anything at fast food (typically french fries) takes some of your food
Bro 1: Bro lemme get some of your french fries
Bro 2: Bro stop violating my rights with your taste tax
by crazyqest November 20, 2017
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