And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004
Get the retarded antelope mug.is a vague insult much like the word smeg and much like smeg it cant be used as an exclamation and it can really get under somones cock
by pete's dark mind January 3, 2005
Get the Retarded llama mug.When your IQ temporarily drops an extreme amount and the sound of a parade plays in your mind. Usually caused by extreme joy and/or surprise.
by radaradarada December 19, 2008
Get the Retard Parade mug.1) (n) An unguided bomb fitted with vanes at the aft end to retard (slow) its rate of descent. Designed to be dropped from low altitudes, the vanes (air brakes) allow the delivery aircraft to egress without being struck by fragments from it's own ordnance upon detonation.
2) (v) Leaving an unsavory traveling companion someplace other than your intended destination.
3) (n) A poorly told, or otherwise untenable, joke which, once told, lays there like an unexploded bomb while the jokester prays someone can come along to defuse the situation.
2) (v) Leaving an unsavory traveling companion someplace other than your intended destination.
3) (n) A poorly told, or otherwise untenable, joke which, once told, lays there like an unexploded bomb while the jokester prays someone can come along to defuse the situation.
1) The F4U screamed across the treetops and dropped a stick of retarded bombs on the SAM site, much to the SAM crew's displeasure.
2) "Larry was whining again so I retarded bombed the bus stop on my way here."
3) Joker: "... and the guy says 'that's not my dog.'"
Crickets: "chirp"
Joker: "Tough crowd."
2) "Larry was whining again so I retarded bombed the bus stop on my way here."
3) Joker: "... and the guy says 'that's not my dog.'"
Crickets: "chirp"
Joker: "Tough crowd."
by Chumbucket October 25, 2006
Get the retarded bomb mug.A coined phrase meaning someone who won't shut the fuck up about some shit they found on the ground. Needs a haircut. Won't stop screaming.
Also known as a Wiggins
Also known as a Wiggins
by twistedmind420 August 27, 2020
Get the Space Retard mug.There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.
John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!
Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)
Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded
Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)
Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded
by MikeTSa July 23, 2007
Get the Negative Retarded mug.someone overly tall, has a weird walking pattern, usually has a bitchy attitude and someone who is particularly ugly and acts manly, usually a girl.
josh: " so last night i was with a girl turned out to be a "retarded gazelle", she could tackle better than i could!"
david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.
david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.
by youwantme23 January 23, 2011
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