Big up u/free-relationship-22
by Voni_Fuck37 October 4, 2025

by Shequala June 25, 2017

When 2 people develop a partner like relationship because of perfect personal chemistry, they act like a married couple or like lovers everywhere except in bed. One of the 2 people are not attracted to the other because of physical appearance and when the one who is interested finds out the other one thinks he/she is to ugly they go trough a pseudo divorce and have the relationship of a divorced couple.
Oh look at Ken and Dolly they are like made for each other! Aren't they?
Yeah, definitely but Ken thinks Dolly's ass is way to flat. So its not going any further.
I see! what a shame, how superficial, so they will have a happy pseudo relationship until she realize.
Yeah, definitely but Ken thinks Dolly's ass is way to flat. So its not going any further.
I see! what a shame, how superficial, so they will have a happy pseudo relationship until she realize.
by Louise Berglund January 19, 2017

that feeling when you get the ick from a past relationship or ex . even though you're not together you still feel a powerful ick that makes you question everything
"i'm getting major PRIS from that"
"Did u see her post? i got serious post relationship ick syndrome !!
"Did u see her post? i got serious post relationship ick syndrome !!
by morrow070shakeshakeshake May 22, 2023

When a person you are interested in doesn't give any fucking sign/clue that she/he is in a relationship. FUCK
So then you spend a lot of time trying to get with them, BUT they are already in a goddamn relationship.
So then you spend a lot of time trying to get with them, BUT they are already in a goddamn relationship.
Me: Hey can you help me with something, there's this girl you know. I really like her
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Ohh, she's taken
Me: Well frick, why doesn't she at least have one picture of them together, so that I don't waste my time, or potentially get face beaten in.
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Well, that's not her problem, you should have known.
Me: wtf, HOW?
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Idk.
Me: So you are saying she is in not in a relationship relationship
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Ohh, she's taken
Me: Well frick, why doesn't she at least have one picture of them together, so that I don't waste my time, or potentially get face beaten in.
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Well, that's not her problem, you should have known.
Me: wtf, HOW?
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Idk.
Me: So you are saying she is in not in a relationship relationship
by dumb-bunny May 12, 2020

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

by ilovetoreadurmom March 30, 2023
