Noun - A bong rip of weed and tobacco taken before a bowel movement too loosen your bowels and ease fecal discharge. Normal bowel movements can take upwards of 55 minutes especially after a good night of drinking. The average poo-be-gone takes less than 45 seconds and will start shortly after exhalation, thus being in close proximity to a lavatory is recommended.
Bob: "Dam I have tried to shit like 6 times this morning, that bottle of jack fucked my bowels"
Janet: "You should take a poo-be-gone! The bong's in the bathroom already."
Janet: "You should take a poo-be-gone! The bong's in the bathroom already."
by I <3 Pooping May 6, 2014
Get the poo-be-gonemug. by hrtblk July 3, 2016
Get the insta-poomug. by 0ojohnstonso0 April 2, 2009
Get the poo traymug. Prematch Poo, a poo which takes place just before an event, preferably sporting event.
The prematch poo has many advantages including
1) Not needing to piss or shit during the event.
2) Being that slight bit lighter.
This tactic was founded by Burnley FC manager - Shaun Dyche
But adopted by the Italians when winning the World Cup.
The prematch poo has many advantages including
1) Not needing to piss or shit during the event.
2) Being that slight bit lighter.
This tactic was founded by Burnley FC manager - Shaun Dyche
But adopted by the Italians when winning the World Cup.
Friend #1: "You ran dead quick then mate"
Friend #2: "Ye, I went for my prematch poo la"
Friend #1: "alright'
Friend #3 "Shaun Dyche"
Friend #2: "Ye, I went for my prematch poo la"
Friend #1: "alright'
Friend #3 "Shaun Dyche"
by Shaun Dyche May 23, 2019
Get the Prematch Poomug. Mike and Paul became poo pals, bonded for life, when Paul pooed on the train track and they watched a train run over and squish it.
by Adrenaline_x March 2, 2021
Get the poo palmug. Poo wallet is a game that involves 1 old wallet, some poo and a road.
Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.
Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.
Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.
Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.
by OsamaBinFappin December 20, 2012
Get the Poo walletmug. When you only have a couple of minutes spare, but really need to drop a fat log, you must perform what is commonly know as a speed poo. You squeeze the poo out so hard that it leaves your body at the speed of light and you wipe your arse so quick that you get friction burn.
Fred: I’m just gonna go do a poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo
by BentheGod October 7, 2020
Get the Speed Poomug.