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desk roll

The act of rolling under your desk while at work to take a nap. An overwhelming feeling of sleepiness comes over you and the need for a resting place (under your desk) is inevitable.

Typically this works for employees with offices, not a cubicle. To avoid suspicion it is best to leave your door open, turn off your lights, and move your laptop (if you have one) under your desk with you so that everyone thinks that you are gone. Secret compartments to hide your belongings (jackets, hats, or whatever else might give you away) are not necessary, but can be very cool. This maneuver is not recommended for those that snore.
Employee 1: "Dude, I thought you had left for the day..."

Employee 2: "Nah, I did a desk roll after lunch. I couldn't stay awake after my Thai lunch."
by error404 April 25, 2011
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Roll Pregnancy

When someone is so incredibly fat that their body rolls are big enough to contain a person. This is generally found in animals and not humans for example; a pug, or a chihuahua that has been largely overfed may have large enough body rolls to contain another one of their breed.
John: Phillippe wtf are you doing in my fat?

Phillippe: Shh I'm hiding from the mall cops, now let me just inseminate your fat ass body rolls and make you roll pregnant for awhile

John: Wow would've never guessed I'd go through Roll Pregnancy
by lil big johnny April 5, 2020
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Rick Rolled

"Rick rolled" is a phrase used when one send you a link, possibly disguising it, that shows you to the music video Rick Astley- Never Gonna Give You Up. It can vary what video it actually sends you, it could be a video that says "Pretty ocean waves" and then BAM!! you just got Rick Rolled.
Friend: Hey dude what's the homework tonight?

You: This is the homework: *Link*

Friend: *clicks link*

Ah dude you Rick Rolled me!! How could you!
by WordsAmiright October 19, 2020
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roll a fifth

Aye he just rolled a fifth.
Stop fucking around and roll a fifth.
by Deman1234 June 22, 2017
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Rick rolled

by No never again August 10, 2020
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Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin
Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother
by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016
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cum roll

A.) another word for a dick or penis.

Plural: cummer roll, cummer rolls
1.) He had his cummer roll out 2.) “how far can you deep throat a cummer roll, Christianna?” 3.) “in the end I think his cum roll was sub-par”
by martholowmewl February 17, 2018
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