Long Island Lothario

a person who is unemployed, sits outside all day chewing on food, and makes comments as passers-by that are generally crude

i don't like going home that way, I always get cat-called by that Long Island Lothario

by MJ McCully June 10, 2020

Fire Island Deluxe

A variation of the Long Island Special where the wax technician waxes the asshole with one hand and jacks off the recipient with the other.

I usually get a Long Island Special, but I'd totally be down for a good handy. How about a Fire Island Deluxe?

by Barran301 September 14, 2016

Staten Island Transfer

When one feels the urge to defecate while in the shower, instead of getting out and sitting on the toilet one defecates into their own hand, then reaches out to drop the turds into the bowl

"I just saw Mike drop his stool sample in the toilet while he was showering"
" From his hand? He did the Staten Island Transfer"

by NankerPheldge October 3, 2020

desert island artist

Albums by a single artist which you would be okay with being stranded on a desert island with. See Good Music.

"My desert island artist is totally David Bowie."

by Anikat May 21, 2008

Blonde Long Island

When a girl sucks your dick and then gives you a long island with sprite instead of coke.

"Did Maggie really give you a blonde long island? She's a keeper!"

by heyfranklme August 25, 2011

Why Destroy The Island?

A conglomeration of individuals making music at Tufts University since 2010.

Tufts student 1: "Dude! Did you go see the 'Why Destroy The Island?' concert at the Crafts House last night?"

Tufts Student 2: "Yeah bro, their music changed my life!"

Tufts Student 1: "Let's go to the Hotung Café tonight to see them agian!"

Tufts Student 2: "Oh, hell yes!"

by nathanmann11 June 24, 2011

Pee Pee Island

Look's strange right? Guys It's litteraly an island at canada.Yeah,that's it.

Look,its pee pee island

by Johanon The Bad December 11, 2019