by Monkey's Dad May 31, 2020

dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
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by mewsem October 23, 2022

Making something worse.
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid
Person 1: You should inject salt into your urethra to kill a uti!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!
by Crocotta1 April 6, 2025

An oppenheimer reference that is used to tell the individual to keep up with him/her in an interesting topic or conversation that requires complex or deep understanding, usually in philosopical or mindbreaking revelations or wisdom
Example:
Guy: What if women don't talk to you because they think that they're out of your league? Stay with me now.
Guy: What if women don't talk to you because they think that they're out of your league? Stay with me now.
by Ziraelwkwk April 27, 2024

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

A phrase that expresses the urgent pursuit of money, with the belief and confidence that you're going to secure it immediately, manifesting wealth with determination.
by DoowMatt February 2, 2025
