Mia Tesdale

she's good at all school subjects and is a rizzaholic for her boyfriend. She also likes all samy's, even the retarded ones.
Such a MONKEY

hahahaha such a Mia Tesdale

by currymuncher415 May 21, 2023

Dirty Mia

A Dirty Mia is when the female participant during romantic and intense sexual intercourse, will squeeze a line of BBQ sauce down the male participants shaft and continue to bite and rip his testicles. This action can only be completed by serious candidates, and it must end in what some would call, a royal bumming.

Girl: "You're getting a Dirty Mia tonight! You've really pissed me off!"
Boy: "Oh that's such a shame. Let's get cracking!"

by Shlikaboomboom May 22, 2023

Mia

Mia is a wonderful, wonderful person, maybe the best you’ve ever met. She’ll change your life in unimaginable ways. She’ll be with you through thick and thin. She’s bold, bright, and sometimes a little bit of a bitch to non-friends.

She’ll always have your back no matter if you’re wrong or right. She’s one of the best friends you will have the honour of having in your entire miserable life, that would be a lot worse if she wasn’t in it.

Don’t ever treat your Mia like anything less than the very best, as she deserves. You will regret it is you drive your Mia away so don’t be a twat. Never ever forget everything your Mia does for you, and if you have the rare experience of having a Mia hate you; take some time to self-reflect, because you’re most likely the asshole in the situation.

Love and cherish your Mia because they are the best ever thing to EVER happen to you.

friend1- Omg I just killed someone! wtfwtfwtf… WHY ARENT YOU FREAKING OUT
friend2- Gosh chill, I’m calling Mia, she’s the one who helped me bury the body last week, which I kinda realise was my fault. Regardless, she’ll be here in a min. Just relax, it’ll be fine.

Mia turning up 20 secs later- so here’s what we’re gonna do…

by Thatonebiych June 1, 2023

Mia

Mia is one of the kindest people I’ve ever met, always full of joy and constantly trying her best to help everyone. She’s full of energy and it is so contagious in the best possible way. Her friendship should be valued more than most and it is important you take as much time on her as she does on you. Her beautiful ocean green eyes, long wavy brown hair and cute pouty face match perfectly with her electric personality.

-Mia: 540 (southern accent)
-540 (southern accent)

by 56725 June 7, 2023

Mia gambell

someone who looks like a phat peice of toast and a bbg

you see that person over there?
yes, they look like a mia gambell

by Hugo's number 1 fan June 11, 2023

Mia

Mia is a very kind person who is very talented and stunning. She will try her hardest in everything but will give up very easily. She will eat everything on her plate.

Hannah: Is that Mia eating.
Jasmine: Of course.

by HOGWARTS IS MY HOME September 21, 2025

Mia

Despite what Mia believes, she is a beautiful girl. She is a very likable person. She laughs the greatest laugh in the world and has the most gorgeous eyes. She is intelligent as well, yet she underestimates her skills. When she chooses to be, she is very patient and understanding. She is a good energy match for you, so you can live off of each other. She'll instantly win your heart, and she'll make you feel at home. She is a person you will love spending time with. Her voice is the most comforting thing in the world. Overall, she is an amazing person. When she walks in the room, your heart will stop, and you will get all nervous, as I do.

Mia is my world. I love her.

by jammerrs_ February 26, 2023