Kai

The fattest kid you will ever see, all he ever eats are mega macs

"That Guy Is So Fat"
"Yeah I Bet He's A Kai"

by StewyDaUnicorn November 18, 2018

kai

kai is the best fucking friend in the world. you get you a kai, you're set for life bro, they're kind, caring, thoughtful, and loving. as a partner they're great too, they often don't really know how to show affection, but if you learn their habits you'll have no misgivings on how much they love you

person one: "damn, you've got a friend named kai????? im jealous"
person two: "yeah they're great"

by DoldRiX February 12, 2022

Kai

Kai is in ur walls.
watch out.
kai might be behind you.

oh no kai is in ur walls

by Kaky0inRER0RER0 August 31, 2022

kai

emo korean kid that emoemoemoe

hey look at that stupid fucking korean !!!!!!1!!111!!!!!!!!!
me: bruh thats kai stfu

by amongus6969 December 21, 2023

Kai Sewell

A man who is normally extremely posh but uses his life playing video games.Has an extremely colossal cock and is amazing at sexual intercourse😋

Omg that guy is such

filthy kai sewell.

by Jarvis cocksucker April 28, 2017

kai ward

head of navy section even tho hes not a higher rank what an un grateful fucker

"fuck you kai ward" im soory the feild gun was up my bum

by mr manequin November 22, 2021

Kai

The absolute best FM (food master) you could ever hope to have. Organised and efficient. Handover, friendly and funny with a secret penchant for tabletop role play games. Every friend group should have a Kai.

Man, so glad we got us a Kai in the group.

Ah shit, I wish we had a Kai too.

by Cytherea 420 April 18, 2019