jacob inserts penis here

Where a gay kid inserts his penis into mens asses, often because women turn him back due to his micro penis.

Jacob inserts penis here, said the narrator of the micro dick story.

by Conz2585 November 23, 2013

jacob myers

Incredibly hot beast
Loves basketball
Giant penis

That guy is such a "Jacob Myers"

by Skyler Plummer July 25, 2016

Jacob

Super dooper phat and sometimes fat

bro you be Jacob

by Shismis October 17, 2017

jacob

Someone who thinks they are so cool but actally are 100% cringe

stop being a jacob

by jgtuigdrykff January 26, 2018

Jacob

A fat fuck that sits on his ass all day and then he eat koolaid pickles

"Oh shit its Jacob earthquake"

by Van213 June 20, 2019

Jacob Young

He is intimidating at first but he grows on you and you learn to like him as a great friend and also he bashes the absolute shit out of people who try to hurt you.

Jacob Young just bashed the shit out of someone!

by im J****b November 19, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a very fun, loving and VERY very gay guy, he really loves bum and really loves to kiss boys, he deffo be clapping men’s cheeks on a daily

Person: Jacob clapped mad cheeks last night yo

by Pheonixdon December 25, 2019