Skip to main content

Catch 5

Telling someone who has disrespected you that they can catch 5 fingers slapping the shit out of them.
Tom told Bryan he was gonna CATCH 5 if he keeps talking shit.
by Thug samurai October 27, 2018
mugGet the Catch 5 mug.

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex
"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"
by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014
mugGet the Catching the Crazy Turkey mug.

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
mugGet the You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse! mug.

Catch-and-Release

When you catch the semen under the table from the person sitting across the desk from you and release it into the toilet bowl.
Hey Jimbo, could you open your hands real quick? I've got a quick catch-and-release here for you comin in hot!
by cajunesports October 3, 2019
mugGet the Catch-and-Release mug.

Catch rec

This term was born in the prison system as a way to say "pass the time laughing or playing around" - derogatory to have "rec caught" on you..being laughed at - not laughing with
Joe and I would catch rec all day in San Quentin. Easiest time I ever did. Guys would try to catch rec on me, and I'd smack em with a two-piece McNugget and watch em leak all over the unit.
by Sanph January 9, 2024
mugGet the Catch rec mug.

catch up bun

by Hjhdjd September 10, 2020
mugGet the catch up bun mug.

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.
.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.
by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025
mugGet the .9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9. mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email