why not wednesday

an excuse to get drunk, go out, and simply do things that you wouldn’t usually do during the week

“Are you going out tonight?” “Hell yeah, it’s why not Wednesday”

by urlocalgal October 24, 2023

why wont you adopt me

The phrase that comes before "Because Your BLACK!"

Why wont you adopt me?!? BECAUSE YOUR BLACK

by K9123 August 16, 2024

why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin

*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”

by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024

Because screw you, that's why

Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.

Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!

by BomberJacknut September 01, 2020

Why Does she not love me

it will be ok man

Why Does she not love me

cause your ugly man

by my pp is just tooo hard March 25, 2021

Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Why's everything he does so clean

When a guy has to much morion and is jus him (Avi)

Why's everything he does so clean😩

by Bagbo☃️ December 27, 2023