Bit the Pretzel

To completely fumble a near-perfect situation with a female.

That girl was so into Gary until he managed to spill his red wine all over her red dress. He bit the pretzel.

by gary the pretzel December 19, 2011

live for the bit

A lifestyle motto to describe and excuse one’s days of spontaneity, humor, and a dash of eccentricity. It’s about building on quirks, taking risks, and turning ordinary moments into memorable, laughter-filled adventures. While typically driven by humor, can also stem from pure irony and playful shock value.

Person 1: Why are you always planking on trashcans and doing the weirdest things like brushing your teeth in the kitchen?

Person 2: I live for the bit.

Person 1: Oh, that checks out.

by ss_starship February 1, 2024

Hit that bit for the gram

To hit dem folks for the gram (Instagram)

As one hits dem folks, people pull out the camera and shout out, "hit that bit for the gram".

by UbUmBi July 13, 2016

Bit

A bit is a quick to sometimes medium length (If it's really funny or you get too carried away) joke, act, gesture, character performance, or anything you can do which is out of the normal for a reserved personality or formal conduct, intended to be humorous or to spice up a social setting.

Examples of bits include, but are not limited to:
Pretending a slow moving car is going to run you over, lying down and declaring "It's all over! Kiss me gently Angel of Death!"
When asked if you are a racist, and are comfortably not a racist, you put on a smug face anyway, raise an eyebrow and say "Yes".

"Bro are you actually a fan of Ben Shapiro?"

"No, but if I shill for him he pays me in sexual favours!"

"Wait really?"

"Nah man It's just a bit lol"

by Connoisseur of exotic "Bits" May 31, 2022

‘For the bit’ kink

A kink that is created or exposited specifically because it is funny, or ‘for the bit’.

‘Hey man, you talk about feet a lot. Are you sure you don’t have a foot fetish?’
‘Nah, man, that’s just my ‘for the bit’ kink

by NiccyMarcy September 26, 2025

in bits

Someone who is ugly (mostly used for girls by guys)

That girl is in Bits

by Roberto ForMeNo August 17, 2016

your a bit good

When someone fails at doing something the they built up.

jonny scuffed his shot
"Your a bit good " said Henry

by iona stonehouse January 25, 2021