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baseball

A game that involves sticks and balls. A game men play. i ain't tawkin bout homosexual gameplay.
Roy Halladay: yo homie skillet, let me play 9 innings this time fo shizzle mah nizzle.

Chuck Manuel: yo niggah i ain't playin with yeah. Clifton Lee can do that shit but you can't, yo old son. Baseball is for men, not guys with overgrown beards.
by G UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!! January 11, 2010
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baseball

An extremely hard but fun sport to play though is boring to watch. Pitching is hard and hitting is harder. Arm strength is extremely important with quick thinking as well. To all the haters try playing it and when some do not succeed have some respect. It takes quick speed but not endurance, balance, power, and reaction time. Any person with sense will get where I, a baseball player, am coming from.
Bob: Baseball is for pussies soccer is where it's at!
Jim: Well if you try baseball, I'll try soccer.
Bob: You're so on. I will own.
Three months later...
Bob: Baseball is hard. I can't hit for shit or throw farther than my arm. I have a new respect.
Jim: Good. I have a new respect for soccer now.
by quithatingonus!!! February 23, 2011
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Eighth Base

Titties in your ass, if a woman puts her titties in your ass, you have been to eighth base.
I just went to eighth base with Jen.
by Bangdar June 4, 2007
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baseball

1. a game in which you have a batter a pichter and an umpire, the point is to hit the ball in order to make it to at least 1st base or go for the gold in a homerun. as for scoring a point for each team mate runs across the home plate at which you first were up to bat.

2. The best game ever played for pothead and frequent smokers alike. the way you play is you take x amount of hits or drags and pass it to the next person and not exhaling until you get the blunt/joint back to you. the object of the game is to see who can hold there breath the longest. (Note: this game needs 2+ players)
example 1: GUY 1: dude are you gonna go to baseball practice?

Guy 2. idk bro, i heard coach is being a douche today.

example 2: smoker 1: ayyy you down to play baseball even though its only the 2 of us?

smoker 2: fasho man. start with 2 hits.
by ayyy_dubb January 10, 2011
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3rd base

3rd base is oral sex. Cunnilingus or Fellatio. IT DOES NOT INCLUDE HANDJOBS OR FINGER SEX, THAT'S 2ND BASE.
"C'mon babe, everyone else is doing it... Let's go to 3rd base!"

"No way guy, you've got herpes."
by JediKnightBoB October 10, 2008
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Baseball Player

A bunch of prostitutes. People that get paid a lot of money to score.
Oh, Brittany Spears is such a Baseball Player. I want to score with her.
by Elroy Gucciardi August 21, 2011
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Second base consolation prize

This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.
Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.
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