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jerkoff-alpha

Someone who obsessively watches/reads "alpha male" content and videos on Youtube and other dating/game sites, but never actually applies any of it in real life to better themselves. They are typically cowardly and insecure and have a tendency to shame and criticize others online for being "betas".
He's such a jerkoff-alpha, All he does is shame and talk shit about others for being beta, but yet he never shows his face or reveals any info about himself.
by RoundLost12 May 14, 2022
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Alpha

“Alpha is Erin
by XxPussyanddicklover6969420xx December 11, 2021
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Alpha Gay

An Alpha Gay is a group of buys in Britain who seem straight when around other men but turn into a bunch of testosterone dickheads when women are around. The Gay prt is because they are always extremely homophobic and would hate to be called gay.
Wow that group of lads over there are definitely a bunch of Alpha Gays
by Nobbybobby December 14, 2021
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Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021
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Alpha

Not allison.
Alpha? Oh you must be talking about someone other than allison.
by urmorher December 25, 2021
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Alpha male

No man who calls himself this is an alpha male it normally means he has fragile masculinity and or mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom"
by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021
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Alpha male

A guy with a small dick with mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'ma alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom*
by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021
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