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Bleed week

1. The week in which bleeding interrupts your sexual activities. Or so you're pretending, anyways.

2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving

3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.
1: "so i was gonna fuck ma bitch last night, but bleed week just started, so we had to try backdoor blizzard instead.

2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.

3. her:"hey honey, will you-"

you: "no."
by guttedcivillain June 16, 2010
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Chav Week

Chav Week is a week celebrated two weeks after fathers day. It is used to celebrate the douches and dickheads of modern society by pretending and or being like a chav. The most common way to celebrate chav week is by dressing up and speaking like a chav.

A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other

Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"

A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying

If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav
Damn bro are you excited for chav week?
by EhRandomPLsSub June 24, 2022
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Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking
Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?
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Mac DeMarco Week

it’s Mac Demarco Week! 7 days of Mac from December 10th to the 17th !
Day one : Your favorite song
Day two: First song you listened to
Day three: underrated song

Day four: favorite album

Day five: favorite lyric
Day six: favorite Mac photo

Day seven: most listened to
person 1 “it’s feeling like a Mac DeMarco kind of day”
Person 2actually it’s Mac DeMarco Week”
Person 1 “wow really?”
by decayrey December 10, 2023
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Opposite gender week

You change your clothes and act like the opposite gender for a day or even a week. It lasts between 24th march and 30th march.
Boy- why are you dressed like a girl?
Boy2- it’s opposite gender week!
by Therealweekdays March 23, 2022
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Fuck your best friend week

From February 12 to February 18, anyone can harrass there best friend with zero consequences.
you: fuck you
best friend: thats mean im blocking you
you: its fuck your best friend week
best friend: fuck
by speedy beany January 14, 2023
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black week

They have a black Friday and just revealed a black monday
Now black week for more savings
I saved slot of money during black week
by rafael e Reyes January 23, 2019
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