by PussycatLicker January 04, 2014
by dickybutts June 27, 2018
"I'm not looking for love, I just want to get this v-piece licked."
"Ever since I got that wax job, my v-piece is as smooth as a baby's bottom."
"Ever since I got that wax job, my v-piece is as smooth as a baby's bottom."
by Josh B., Alexa R., and Jessica T. March 29, 2008
Short for "video; didn't watch". The well-known phenomenon of clicking what appears to be a link to an interesting article, only for it to be a video, usually of a smiling blonde chick reading a list. The tab or window is closed immediately, because (a) video takes much longer to get through than a simple Buzzfeed-style article, or (b) the surfer is doing it on work time, when watching videos can get you fired.
Similar in context to tl;dr (too long; didn't read.)
Similar in context to tl;dr (too long; didn't read.)
"Top ten funniest things about dying in a house fire. Looks interesting.
"Ehh, it's a video. Naw."
(Reply to thread on Facebook, reddit, etc.: "v;dw")
"Ehh, it's a video. Naw."
(Reply to thread on Facebook, reddit, etc.: "v;dw")
by pullhogan74 November 02, 2013
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