Status legende

A phrase you say to someone you think very highly of.

Yesterday I went to Burek Olimpija and the BurekMan gave me a discount, thats why I had to give him a Status legende.

by GentlesWaif October 30, 2020

Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.

Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.

by BookFacee July 6, 2010

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012

Statue protests

Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America.

Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Party Status

Setting your Facebook status to inform everyone of a party that may, or may not, be happening. If the party is a fake, it usually involves someone with very strict parents.

Andrew: PARTY AT ADAMS TONIGHT! FREE BOOZE!
Adam: What are you talking about? My parents would kill me!
Andrew: Dude, it's just a Party Status.

by Serios69er July 7, 2010

Status Potato

An amazing guy whos smart, caring, overstanding, intelligent, wont talk to you he'll just talk to your little dude BUT MOST OF ALL HE WILL ALWAYS TELL U THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO

man 1: hey status you re so kind and caring can you please tell me the status on your potato
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.

by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021

unc status

when you’re old enough to not understand things targeted for young audiences, or when you’ve reached an age that is, relative to your friends, old

nah bro’s about to graduate, he’s reached unc status 💀

by maybemiro May 19, 2024