A person who has very little understanding of a sport, and thinks that he can make up this lack of understanding with a great knowledge of irrelevant, unnecessary statistics. Instead of actually watching "his team's" games, or ever attempting to play the sport, this person spends a great deal of time on the internet looking up ridiculous statistics. So while this person has the ability to recall a great deal of stats, he is still for the most part ignorant and not a real fan, just an internet fan. When real fans are actually discussing the sport, an internet fan usually butts in with some irrelevant statistics thinking he will sound smart, but really sounds like a jackass, and a straight up noob. Similar to a Sport Snob, but with less understanding of the game and even more of a tool.
Dude 1 : Chris Paul is looking like a stud this year
Dude 2: Yeah he runs that pick and roll so sweet. I see his shot has come a long way as well. He could very well be the best point guard in the league
Internet fan: No way. He is a career 35% three point shooter and his 2.6 turnovers per game stat is troubling.
Dude 1/2: Dude you're just a fuckin internet fan
Dude 2: Yeah he runs that pick and roll so sweet. I see his shot has come a long way as well. He could very well be the best point guard in the league
Internet fan: No way. He is a career 35% three point shooter and his 2.6 turnovers per game stat is troubling.
Dude 1/2: Dude you're just a fuckin internet fan
by TRL0 November 9, 2009
Get the Internet Fanmug. someone who is always on the internet and actually understands the meaning of the words meme and troll.
by betty betty nugs January 1, 2012
Get the from the internetmug. The Most Common Browser,but Most used is Mozilla Firefox.
It's more Evil than Firefox,a Virus Bait,and is more Slow than Mozilla Firefox,There is No Bright Side in this crappy Machine. Always Obsolete. ALWAYS.
It's more Evil than Firefox,a Virus Bait,and is more Slow than Mozilla Firefox,There is No Bright Side in this crappy Machine. Always Obsolete. ALWAYS.
A: Dude! I have Firefox,man!
B: You have a Brain,than Our Teach,who Uses Interweb Exploder!
A: I'd Second that.
B: word.Internet Explorer Sucks.
B: You have a Brain,than Our Teach,who Uses Interweb Exploder!
A: I'd Second that.
B: word.Internet Explorer Sucks.
by mokong a March 3, 2009
Get the Internet Explorermug. When you have a crush on someone on the internet. This could be a celebrity, Youtuber or someone else who is on the internet. They don't know you exist but you are still in love with them. They also usually live very far away
by Smart_definer51 May 24, 2014
Get the Internet crushmug. AKA Net Neutrality.
It's what the FCC is trying to do to all of us. Stop calling it Net Neutrality and start calling it Internet Fuckery. More people will care. We can still stop this!
It's what the FCC is trying to do to all of us. Stop calling it Net Neutrality and start calling it Internet Fuckery. More people will care. We can still stop this!
Us: The FCC plans to let cable companies give us Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies and FCC: You mean hand off NetNeutrality?
Us: No, that is straight up Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies: We would never do anything to dissatisfy your customer experience!
Us: When was the last time you showed up between 2-6 in the afternoon? InternetFuckery
Cable Companies and FCC: You mean hand off NetNeutrality?
Us: No, that is straight up Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies: We would never do anything to dissatisfy your customer experience!
Us: When was the last time you showed up between 2-6 in the afternoon? InternetFuckery
by FrenchieD June 5, 2014
Get the internet fuckerymug. When you continually tell yourself that you are going to do something productive with your day, but you find something interesting on the internet and then something else. Then you look at the clock and you've wasted your whole day.
James made a to-do list, he then got on his computer and was sucked into the internet vortex, achieving nothing on his to-do list.
by YourMomEatsMayo November 24, 2013
Get the Internet Vortexmug. 1.)Ordering a delivery of food(usually pizza), without paying, to an unwitting victim.
Internet vigilantes will sometimes torment their target with a barrage of pizza deliveries, leaving the victim in a predicament.
Internet vigilantes will sometimes torment their target with a barrage of pizza deliveries, leaving the victim in a predicament.
Hey Joe, did you hear about that guy that made a Youtube video of himself torturing his cat? Some vigilantes from Ebaumsworld.com sent him a bunch of Internet Pizzas and a male escort through Craigslist!
by D.S.88 January 24, 2011
Get the Internet Pizzamug.