A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities being lost to the couple-billion f-boys that need adult ingredients classes. :)
by picoritdidnthappen March 1, 2018
Get the Swain County High Schoolmug. One subject lays face down with their prison purse pushed into the air after having their asshole stretched. The subject who stretched the anus then utilizes a traffic cone to funnel an alcoholic beverage of choice into the prostrated subjects anus. The funneler then removes the traffic cone, having filled the anal cavity, and inserts a silly straw to drink the rectal beverage.
"Last night I gave my man toy a Newton County Traffic Cone, with Fireball and Hot Damn. He screamed about his prison purse for an hour."
by The Real Todd Ller August 7, 2017
Get the Newton County Traffic Conemug. Pueblo County High School, aka PCHS, is perhaps the most enigmatic school of stereotypical kids in the entire country. It has a blend of needy city boys, hicks who keep trying to keep the mullet alive, girls who are late every single day because they stopped at Starbucks, teachers who either live out in the country-side with their cows or come from distant cities, and several organizations of kids who think they are the pride and joy of the American population, including JROTC, DECA, HOSA, and STEM. The teens here have to constantly be reminded to put away their cowboy hats, get rid of their vapes, and listen to the teachers for fucking once.
I would recommend Pueblo County High School, it's got a wide variety of programs to make you just as stuck up as everyone else there.
by A white cracker November 16, 2022
Get the Pueblo County High Schoolmug. Roane County High School (Rchs)- Where all the attractive West Virginia guys go to school. They pronounce the term “cowgirl” and “tongue fucking” well, because they’re southern. West Virginia is the worse version of Virginia, and the Cousin fuck state that’s not alabama.
by buttcheeks4lyfe January 31, 2020
Get the roane county high schoolmug. if you want weed might as well go here it serves as both a mess hall for gremlins and if you get caught smoking they’ll just join in the staff is a chill group of people, our school is filled with kids that crave violence at least we’re never bored oh wait can’t forget pay to play where you spend 12$ on a bag of takis that the girls snatch right as we can get a break from school lunch
by Obviously not my name December 13, 2022
Get the Tombs county middle schoolmug. What's up fellas its quandale dingle here. My cousin juandale dingle has been arrested for multiple accounts of accidental manslaughter, 3 accounts of public indecency, 2 accounts of racketeering, and 14 accounts of grand theft auto. He is currently being held in Broward County Public Jail. ( Continued )
Friend 1: Man did you hear about quandale x broward county
Friend 2: Yeah man, I can't believe what they did to juandale.
Friend 2: Yeah man, I can't believe what they did to juandale.
by therealjuandalepringle June 11, 2022
Get the quandale x broward countymug. The most drama of a school. The sixth graders act like pick mes and the seventh graders are stupid. Did they pass sixth grade? Eighth grade is just about relationships that don’t last a week.
by W.gold96 October 11, 2021
Get the lincoln county middle schoolmug.