salty clam chowder

Dip your sweaty testicles into some clam chowder to make it extra salty.

Man 1: This customer is being rude af

Man 2: You should serve them some salty clam chowder
Man 1: Dude fuck yea

by ClappingCheeks69 April 12, 2022

Salty Motha Fucka

One who is salty

"Look at james over there mean muggin that dude."
"Yeh dude James is one Salty Motha Fucka"

by The Salty One January 21, 2009

sweet and salty

process of grabbing one's penis and stroking till sweet and salty ejaculation comes out of the penis hole.

Man, that was really sweet and salty.

by Bob Tom III July 23, 2015

salty gums

cock sucker, blow job

Did your girl give you salty gums last night?

by Rainbabyxoxo January 29, 2008

Salty meme

A meme that is "Salty" means a meme that makes you cringe with disgust, it also makes your mouth feel really salty. Like after your girlfriend comes over.

Obama: "Lets look for some good memes today"

*Finds meme about kid not having a dad*

Obama: 'Damn that was a salty meme"

by I wanted to make a word, it ha September 7, 2016

Salty Blanket

When you have sex with a girl outside in the snow and she climaxes at the exact same time as you ejaculate and it freezes into a salty white mess that gets onto your clothes. The only way to get the stain out? You don't.

Person 1: What's that white shit on you?
I pulled a Salty Blanket on my girlfriend

by sonic12576 August 3, 2016

salty strawberry

When the head of you're penis is flaming red after you get done plowing a dirty fat girl and the salty cheese from her vagina on top of you're penis mixed with cum produces a salty taste and you're dick head looks like a strawberry

Damn Mrs Hopkins ate my salty strawberry nast night

by Beardlesshippy September 18, 2017