jacobs spots

Jacobs spots are an enigma never question it just accept it although he looks like a cheeta and jumps like a kangaroo they still classify him as human he is a new breed of human a spotted one

Have you seen Jacobs spots yet?

by Renteriaaa August 11, 2017

vanilla spots

Residual semen that's been left on an article of clothing, therefore dried and crusty. The 'vanilla' come from the color of the jizz which resembles a sort of melted vanilla ice cream.

Bob: Look at that girl! She's got some vanilla spots on her pants.

George: Walk of shame maybe?

by aaaaaahhhhhhtheworldisending September 1, 2017

Spot Check

Checking another’s arrival or departure of a location. Either where they are, where they will be or where they are going.

“What time will you be at Carols?”
-I don’t know, why?
“Oh no reason, just a spot check”

by supercalafragilisticergonomics November 7, 2018

Spot

Someone that's so annoying and u wantg them to leave u alon

Amanda is becoming such a spot and getting on my nerves

by Forevernicr1 December 27, 2018

Daddy Spot

That perfect parking spot where a guy can park his car and avoid damage to the vehicle (such as door dings, shopping cart dings, scratches from passerbys and their baggage, etc.). This spot is usually located remotely, such as in the corner of a large parking lot, or next to a handicap spot with ample space to fully open car doors fully, or far away from a store entrance requiring a bit of a walk to one's destination.

Q: Why did you park so darn far away in that corner?

A: I found a sweet Daddy Spot for the vette!

by SooperJeenyus January 15, 2019

Local Pot Spot (LPS)

A local/nearby location which is safe to smoke at without being caught.

Troye Sivan: Hey, do you know where there's a local pot spot (LPS)?

Security Guard: Yes, you can go to that balcony over there.

by BiStander June 12, 2018

eves-spotting

When you follow someone posting every single move they make on a fake social media account for the sole purpose of their mental breakdown and to exacerbate their complete and utter destruction.

Fuck I hate him so much ...... like the paparazzi we are going to follow his ass and make sure that this eves-spotting drags him straight to the worst part of a living hell

by FoesOfHumanity(fuckouttahere) June 12, 2018