Poo Turn

After leaving the house, one realises that they need to quickly return to do a poo

I left for work this morning and had to perform a poo turn........ turn around and head home to do a poo

by bjc/arc July 22, 2015

Gleny Poo

THE NAME YOU GIVE A COOL PHYSICAL SCIENCE TEACHER

"Yo I'm going to gleny poo's class."

by xxdabtasticxx April 19, 2019

poo standoff

When you and another stranger are in the bathroom and you both hold off until the other person leaves to take a poo, resulting in a poo standoff.

"For the record, I just won the poo standoff, the other person gave up and left the bathroom."

by kn13 January 27, 2016

panty poo

The yellow deposit women often ooze into their underwear sometimes with loose pubic hair stuck in the dried fluid.

Jessica was hot but the panty poo she eminated was enough to gag a maggot.

by Jimmy Dink March 20, 2017

poo scale

A poo scale is any scale you keep in your bathroom. The only purpose of this scale is to determine the weight of your poo by weighing yourself before and after taking a poo.

Customer: "Could you point me in the direction of the poo scale department?"
Employee: "Are looking for the bathroom scales?"
Customer: "Yes, the poo scales."
Employee: "They are back there."
Customer: "Thanks."

by rufusclay November 7, 2013

Poo-traction’s

When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby

My stomach is cramping so bad. I’m having poo-traction’s and I’ve gotta find a bathroom fast!

by FunkyValleyMom December 26, 2018

Poo voice

A noun phrase used to describe a person, usually but not exclusively from the southeast of England, who has a voice that sounds like they are either (1) in the process of defecating, or (2) passing a log of excrement through their vocal tract as they are trying to speak.

That Keir Stamer has a proper bad case of poo voice.

by Dog Juice October 14, 2022