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Addison parker

Addison will help you through things łes funny as shit kinda annoying and likes online games in general and pulls bitched but doesnt admit it
by Addi the baddi September 1, 2022
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E-mail Packrat

One whos active daily e-mail accout is filled with spam that never gets read or deleted, causing a high number or unread messages to be displayed at all times.
Omg Bill! 1,343 new e-mails!? You're such an e-mail packrat!
by EsOne June 11, 2008
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Pulling a parker

to hold the pipe until every one is quiet
Give me the damn pipe. your pulling a parker
by Dasmoney October 19, 2009
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The Fitnessgram Pacer Test

The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a "20 Meter" test. Children think that "20 meter" means that they don't have to run more than that, but they're wrong. They run in 20 meter intervals. As you continue to run these intervals, the time periods get shorter and shorter, and by 35, the less athletic kids are done. Then the athletic kids get to show off. Basically the Pacer Test is just making children run up and down a 20 meter space a bunch of times.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The runner speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *bodeboop*. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding*. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!... Start.
by dracman21YT April 19, 2018
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national poke parker’s tit day

april 29 of every four years poke a parker’s tits.
I poked parker’s tits bro. it’s national poke parker’s tit day hype chad.national poke parker’s tit day.
by parker’s bf April 29, 2019
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Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition
MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker
by TherealShiaLebouf December 18, 2020
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
"yo, can you give me a shitty meme from 2016?"
"yeah sure use The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test"
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