Gumtree plumber

A plumber that advertises on Gumtree, looking to scrape clients from the bottom of the barrel . Due to low overheads, (usually still lives at home with mum & dad) can beat any price by reputable plumbing businesses. Installs all types of plumbing fixtures always asks for cash and never puts in any tickets.
Usually has the words Cheap, Affordable or discount in the business name.

Hey George did you get that quote to install the toilet from yesterday?
No mate owners wanted a Gumtree plumber, bloke did it for $49, but they’ll keep our number and call us in a few months to come by and repair it.

by Shano Dunco December 13, 2018

Dutch Plumber

a Dutch plumber is a sexual term usually used amongst trade workers. To perform a “Dutch plumber”, when one guy inserts an ABS pipe into the anal cavity of another and spray hot or cold water into the pipe.

Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.

by Mr. Kenny January 20, 2019

Magnus Plum

Magnus likes a big booty, and also a big dick.

Magnus Plum is the main leader of a danish group called MissMeWithDatGayshit

by BigDick2121Esskettitt January 30, 2019

man plum

The lower half and or posterior of a man.

Look at Terry! He’s got that man plum going on.

by PlumEater69 May 29, 2019

Fat plum

A person who never stops eating or who dyes its hair purple

Kaylee potter aka fat plum

by Anymous10 June 9, 2019

cunty plum

A used and bloodied tampon.

If you remove my cunty plum, I will let you do me during red week. She uttered all high-classy.

by Jedidee June 29, 2019

ear plugs

Jewlery that dramatically stretches the earlobes, sometimes with the intention of earlobe copulation. indcates robust participation in receiving anal intercourse.its

Hey that guy/girl totally gauged out their ears with fuckablr ear plugs. This indicates that they need their holes stretched. (S)he takes it in the ass

by m6e6t6 April 3, 2019