also known colloquially as "Tech", it is the only specialized high school in staten island so every smart kid on the island tries to go, but half of the school is from Brooklyn anyways. it's highly ranked as one of the best schools in the nation for no tangible reason. most ride the s79 to get there and those who dont are rich enough to get car service or have a car. it is barely trying to get more diverse but faculty is all white and play favorites so it's not working and there is always an insect infestation going on. you know everybody in your grade because Tech is tiny and overcrowded as fuck. you can get a good balance between education and social life there if you never sleep and kiss your all teachers' ass. everybody and every teacher thinks they're better than any other high school in the area (i.e. new dorp, fort hamilton). it also has a strange system of staircases where only one can access all floors.
I applied to Staten Island Tech because I didn't have another choice. It was this or Stuy or Tottenville but I chose tech because it's "more personal".
Bruh, I tried to take staircase I to the third floor but i forgot it goes to the roof so I had to run back down to the basement to take H instead. Who the fuck designed this building?
Bruh, I tried to take staircase I to the third floor but i forgot it goes to the roof so I had to run back down to the basement to take H instead. Who the fuck designed this building?
by iloveirks October 19, 2020
Get the Staten Island Techmug. Tufts student 1: "Dude! Did you go see the 'Why Destroy The Island?' concert at the Crafts House last night?"
Tufts Student 2: "Yeah bro, their music changed my life!"
Tufts Student 1: "Let's go to the Hotung Café tonight to see them agian!"
Tufts Student 2: "Oh, hell yes!"
Tufts Student 2: "Yeah bro, their music changed my life!"
Tufts Student 1: "Let's go to the Hotung Café tonight to see them agian!"
Tufts Student 2: "Oh, hell yes!"
by nathanmann11 June 24, 2011
Get the Why Destroy The Island?mug. by Johanon The Bad December 11, 2019
Get the Pee Pee Islandmug. by El Guh, The milk and cereal September 9, 2022
Get the Total Firey Islandmug. a person who is unemployed, sits outside all day chewing on food, and makes comments as passers-by that are generally crude
by MJ McCully June 10, 2020
Get the Long Island Lothariomug. A variation of the Long Island Special where the wax technician waxes the asshole with one hand and jacks off the recipient with the other.
I usually get a Long Island Special, but I'd totally be down for a good handy. How about a Fire Island Deluxe?
by Barran301 September 14, 2016
Get the Fire Island Deluxemug. When one feels the urge to defecate while in the shower, instead of getting out and sitting on the toilet one defecates into their own hand, then reaches out to drop the turds into the bowl
"I just saw Mike drop his stool sample in the toilet while he was showering"
" From his hand? He did the Staten Island Transfer"
" From his hand? He did the Staten Island Transfer"
by NankerPheldge October 3, 2020
Get the Staten Island Transfermug.