Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend

(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....

1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!

by acyd_byrn_70_65270 September 04, 2008

Suck your boyfriends dick

Every day you suck your boyfriends dick

I suck my boyfriends dick everyday because its suck your boyfriends dick

by Niggersaregay June 25, 2021

National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day

National: GET A girlfriend/boyfriend DAY
You gotta ask out your crush or get with

someone for the day

Example: This is how National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day works!
Camille: "Hey Kai want to be my boyfriend for the day?"
Kai: "Sure bro"

by ジョーイ May 21, 2021

National bring your boyfriend to work day

On October 20th bring your boyfriend to work with you he misses you ladies

National bring your boyfriend to work day bring him ladies

by Juice wrld 999 shiiiiiii October 21, 2020

National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day

A wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked

Bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick

by TheRealUrbanDicrionary October 18, 2018

National give your boyfriend head day

show your boyfriend you love him by giving him some head to celebrate this fine day.

Gf: can I give you head ?
Bf: yes
Gf: what a fine day to celebrate national give your boyfriend head day.

by seymour 87 February 06, 2023

National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day

A great day to show how much you love your boyfriend by tickling his balls! He will love the intimacy and it will bring you both closer. Just go for it!

You: Happy National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day!!!

Boyfriend: Oh wow I'm so excited!

by Like Rocks October 12, 2021