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A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom
Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.
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An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.
"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."
by IHateBims1237 November 23, 2023
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To-now

The part of the day between midnight and daylight, not tonight or tomorrow.
At 3am it's not night time, it's to-now.
by D_Money $ March 31, 2021
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danger NOW

danger now is a game where you choose what player you want there are 3 teams. team 1 is cops, team 2 is bad guys and team 3 are bad guys number 2.
all games of Danger Now must have 4+ players

2+ players on the cop team,1+ players on the bad guy's team, 1+ players on team bad guys 2
by creator of games April 15, 2022
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now&me

A safe space on the internet where amazing people meet.
Dude now&me is such a wholesome website
by woodyniho November 23, 2021
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