football girlfriend

A specific female partner or life partner who is in a relationship with an athlete

Omg! Ciera, I'm the best football girlfriend ever !! I'm gonna get shirts with Cane face on them and his number .

by anonymous December 19, 2022

maroon football

When an aggie tried brown town for the first time!

Can you believe that girl let me maroon football her!

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

Toss the football

When two people sit ass to ass and squeeze out a firm turd and push it back and forth into each other.

Jamie and Jason were so gay. They toss the football all night.

by jimsnickery April 21, 2024

Lakewood Rangers Football

The football team at Lakewood High School that is historically cursed with being terrible, except in 1984 and 1994 where we beat Eds and won the conference championship. The team historically starts the season off great and then it goes downhill from there. They’ve lost to the Rocky River Pirates every season for almost a decade now.

Guy 1: “Hey do you wanna go watch the Lakewood Rangers football game tonight?”
Guy 2: “Fuck no their O-line is terrible.”

by krillcatcher3000 December 4, 2025