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Evan

Type of guy to block you on Instagram. Also the type of guy that says lol when his face is straight and to leave you on seen when you ask him a question.
Luca is being such an Evan
by seriouslykyle? January 28, 2018
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evan healy

has an rtx 3070
wow you have an rtx 3070 you must be evan healy
by gtx haver January 15, 2022
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Evan

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evan is short but mazing and they will one day rule the world
they love animeles with all there harts and cat stpell for the life of them but it realy smart
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by 9uhinjk May 20, 2022
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corey j evans

bald cunt who eats dookie chips and shaves his head bald and somehow gets patchy spot
Man i HATE corey j evans, Bald cunt always shouting "i've played these games before!!!!". Man i wish i could pulverise him
by EHSdookie-chipsBandit2020 January 24, 2025
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Flynn Evans

The sexiest man alive and is far better than Josh and Emerson. Definitely deserves more views and subs than both of them combined and can stroke your mother's cock faster than you can say the n word. Has a cock bigger than your mum's fat rolls (17 inch) and will penetrate your bellybutton from the inside
Flynn Evans is the type of person to shag your mum in the elevator.
by Not Flynn May 13, 2022
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Evan

Evan is a 6'3 tall asian male, who seems to portray himself as a mysterious young man towards males and females. He's often very intelligent at reading people at first glance, and their intentions. If you ever find a Evan in your life, dont let him go !!!
Whos Evan? He seems like a nice guy!!
by Chance Yang October 25, 2022
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Evan

1). A child like man who resembles a salamander and has very large man tits.
Man he looks like a real Evan.
by The dog of truth May 30, 2018
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