Cancer Lord

A (totally not hot) character from the /v/ vs /b/ comics on 4chan. He is a Large, Purely white individual with a black outline, he has large eyes and a wide, constant toothy smile. And he has Large gauntlets on his arms, causing his arms to shapeshifter into different things, such as a mic (seen in the vs /v/-tan mod) and laser cannons (seen in the comics). He also had a purple crown that he relies on for his power. His clothing consists of a tanktop, shorts, with a belt with a crown symbol on the belt, and a medallion with the symbol /b/ on it. Also people on Reddit want to rail the fuck outta him and I can’t blame them.

“ hey man cancer lord is thicc asf I wanna bang him “
“ same “

by FireAngel250 November 20, 2021

Cancer Kush

Tobacco found in cigarettes or just tobacco in general.

Jimmy’s over there puffin on some cancer kush.

by Revnorb666 April 29, 2021

Cancer

Jake Paul.

Person 1: Bro you heard of Jake Paul?
Person 2: Yeah bro I've heard of him, he's so fucking cancer.

by yournansgrandadsdogsownerschef September 9, 2021

cancer-nerd

a nerd that is so nerdy he is harmful to the society i.e. like cancer

Mark Zuckerberg is not only a robot, but also the cancer-nerd that created phubs.

by MusicSounds February 10, 2019

Cancers

Cancers are Baddies, are usually thick asf, don't care what a nigga or Bitch gotta say, loyal, laid back until somebody test they gangsta, Don't give second chances, and can beat a Bitch ass Periodtt.

"Yo you thick asf"
"I know that already pooh"
Cancers are independent

by ~ReRe May 27, 2019

Cancer

Jake Paul

Me: I got cancer
Friend: How?
Me: Jake paul

by Omgallthenamestaken June 2, 2018

Cancerous

A person, so annoying, so boring that she can make you fall into depression, she can also give you cancer

Nowi: Hi there, im cancerous

Me: **dying**

Nowi: ._.

by Azélio October 21, 2018