Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

Bottle Grabber

Bottle grabber is a young guy that likes older men.

1. Youngin over there is a Bottle Grabber.
2. I want a Bottle Grabber to find me as attractive as I find them.

by Shortybig January 19, 2015

bottling the home brew

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.

Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...

by inbrambles January 18, 2013

Water bottle senpai

Makoto tachibanas nickname from the first trailer of the anime Free! this was used since people didn't know Makotos name at the time the first trailer was released .

Guy 1 : Hey have you seen of the new episode from Free!It is about water bottle senpai.
Guy 2: Yes I have it is so exiting !

by Kouji itsuki April 20, 2019

Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.

I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.

by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023

Greatness in a bottle

Used to express excitement or in a complimentary way

Hey, did you see how he ran it in for the touchdown? That was greatness in a bottle!

Nothing wrong with her at all. Her performance was greatness in a bottle.

by kennie1 August 26, 2009

bottle lip

The result of drinking liquor directly from The bottle. Usually causing the bottom lip to stand out in a putting manner

Ms. Edna was a profuse drinker for many years. Now she has bottle lip

by KingZulu December 20, 2017