Donkey Sombrero

The work friendly phrase to use instead of asshat (sitting on someones head).

Watch out for that new female boss. So she not offended lets give her an asshat and call it a donkey sombrero.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

donkey stamp

When your dick gets so hard, it becomes as big as a donkey cock. Then you hit a bitch in the face with it.

Hey Peter. Massey is going to give you a donkey stamp if you piss him off

by petermasseylove69 November 18, 2014

Wonkey Donkey

When you’re having sex in a sideways position for a long time and you pull out and your penis is off to the side. It can also refer to having sex and getting stuck together.

A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.

I was fucking Noel from her left side and pulled out to find my dick had gone all wonkey donkey.

Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.

Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.

by SoHa19 March 2, 2019

Tube Donkey

Term used to describe a mexican burrito so hot it will burn gowing down and coming out. It will make a man burn in his feminine spots and a woman scream in orgasm.

I had a tube donkey for lunch last week, it still hurts. That guy is a tube donkey, hurts my ass just to work with him.

That guy screwed me over like a tube donkey.

by Matt Hashman December 20, 2010

donkey poodle

a joke name for a camelid whith the scientific name of vicugna pacaos

donkey poodles are so cute

by yunxiao February 17, 2021

Going Donkey

Based on Donkey the donkey from Shrek. This phrase refers to one some one, usually a character from an RPG game, has sex with a dragon

Camron the lawful: you have to promise me you not going to be Going Donkey on the next dragon
Brock the bard: I can only promise to try
Camron: *sigh*

by Nick Seren April 19, 2020

Trailer donkey

Toothless male in your local Klamath falls trailer park

when you pick up your trailer donkey to spent Ebt at Walmart

by Ndough20 August 13, 2016