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feburay 15

Feburay 15 is when jedi szn / zoe is born , she is a beautiful kind soul. Amazing helpful but mean people are born on this day
Jedi lets play roblox!
no its my birthday feburay 15!
by Earthzoe April 23, 2021
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15 of may

Lilsammy day is for all the cute couples out there to celebrate
"Omg babe today is the 15 of may its lilsammy day!"
by Supunicorns November 19, 2019
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january 15

xuxu's bday
-omg I'ts january 15th, do you know what that means?
-it's xuxu's birthday bro, let's celebrate
by lala3690 October 16, 2019
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January 15

The day you show your appreciation to the love of your life, by sending your man to work with a bucket of valentines and ending his work day with dinner and lots of snuggling.
by $nuggling my nickel January 15, 2021
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AR-15

1. A perfectly harmless device that throws pointy metal objects super duper fast, with which if it is referred to as an assault rifle people freak the fuck out and call you a snowflake tree hugging homo, but logic says not to call it a gun because it's just big as fuck and the common person assumes a gun to be something held in one hand, it surely doesn't look like a rifle; e.g. sniper rifle actually looks like a rifle, DEFINITELY cannot call it a machine gun, NRA members will likely FREAK OUT AT YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION REGARDING PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND CLASSIFICATION OF FIREARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Because we all have military experience, or small cocks with which we need to compensate for.

2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.

3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!
Now now Grady, an ar-15 is no more dangerous than a hammer or chef's knife, even though hammers and chef knifes have practical safe uses that society greatly benefit from and would be lost without, and ar-15 is just a murdering machine, did I say machine I'm soooooo sorry go fuck your sister.

Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.
by ThumbsUpSisterFucker May 27, 2022
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corona 15

When person self quarantining for Corona Virus (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her ass and gain 15 lbs.
Did you see Suzy after quarantine? Talk about a Corona 15!
by Northerly March 24, 2020
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November 15

National Keep The Pencil You Stole From Your Friend Yesterday
Me: *Takes pencil*
Friend: Hey! Give me back my Pencil
Me: No
*Next day*
Friend: Are you gonna give me back my Pencil?
Me: No, it's November 15
by TeoTeo813 November 15, 2022
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