Business Wanker

Low tier management, climbing the corporate ladder but just above peon and thinks they're the shit. Dresses in brand head to toe but drives a people carrier. Plays sport with other business wankers. Probably got a wankery name like Rory, Gavin or Gary

Gav is off to play golf with his fellow business wanker friends.

by Aimybot September 17, 2016

Walmart Wanker

A person who faps in a walmart bathroom stall originated from a true story that happened between me and my friend.

Dude : Whats that fapping noise coming from the walmart bathroom stall?

Dude #2 : AH SHIT ITS THE WALMART WANKER!!!

by SRPGShadow August 6, 2016

patty walters is a chode

Patty Walters is a chode. That’s it.

“Patty Walters is a chode!”

by ch3y1226 November 3, 2017

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan

The one and only God of existence. If you even look at this living legend, you will have the most intense and pleasurable orgasm of your entire fucking life. He has the largest, veiny, bulging penis in all of eternity. Now, come little one, it is time for your Cock and Ball Torture.

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan will make you jizz all over your parents.

by tomatomatt March 10, 2019

Trump Wanker

A very funny insult that is used only to target the stupid supporters of President Donald Trump. This term derives from the British TV sitcom, The Inbetweeners. It's generally shouted out of a car window while driving past or when walking by them. For extra credit, use the wanking gesture.

So, I saw these Trump supporters marching while on my way to work and I yelled "Trump Wankers!" at them. Got a good laugh out of it.

by jame6sthe6issilent November 17, 2020

Weed wacker

Someone who beats the shit out of stoners, who has no personality other then weed.

Friend: holy shit did you see tyrone beat the shit out of that poor guy who was just smokin a bowl?

Me: yeah he's a weed wacker. Lets gtfo of here

by DefTheDefguy October 7, 2021

Zone 6 Wanker

People who say they're from London when they're really, really not. Based on the Oyster travel card system where Zones 1-3 are generally recognized as actually being in an urban enviroment as opposed to the fucking boonies way out there in Chesham or Epping or some shit.

Mo: You say you're from London. Whereabouts?

Christopher: Ruislip. It's the last stop on the Central Line.

Mo: ...you are such a massive Zone 6 wanker.

by OMAR_THE_TERROR March 4, 2016