pick me bitch

a girl or a guy (but stereotypically a girl) who literally begs for attention and brings other people down just so she can feel better about herself. constantly insults and complains/backstabs other people because she “felt hurt”, extreme crybaby especially to males. says things about other girls appearances or maintenance like “oh i could never wear makeup im naturally pretty”
pick me bitch: “i’m one of the boys girls are too much drama and i would never wear makeup im SOOOO naturally pretty”

normal girl: “shut the fuck up you literally are moto moto and you create half the drama in our school. besides, not even the boys like you”
by anti misogynist February 15, 2025
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Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 02, 2019
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Me-Male

A rare non-binary human born with male genitalia where the nose is typically located. Usually the testicles hang over the upper lip of the Me-Male, obscuring unusually long front teeth. The teeth of a Me-Male are usually quite soft and prone to breakage.
Linda thought she saw Pinocchio, but it was just a Me-Male who had recently seen a red car
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
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Me-Male

A rare non-binary human born with male genitalia where the nose is typically located. Usually the testicles hang over the upper lip of the Me-Male, obscuring unusually long front teeth. The teeth of a Me-Male are usually quite soft and prone to breakage.
Linda thought she saw Pinocchio, but it was just a Me-Male who had recently seen a red car
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
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wrassle me nigguh

when som fuckboy cumes on you
oh no wrassle me nigguh.
by minkok20 May 08, 2018
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Legislating to spite me

Oh yeah and colluding with media and politicians. Publishing studies.
Hym "And DEFINITELY legislating to spite me. Re-writing the entire psychological enterprise. Yes it's absolutely spite.
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
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