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ill be the g a y to your l i p s!

when you not gay but use it for a excuse to kiss someone
ill be the g a y to your l i p s!
by braids36 December 7, 2020
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I wanna play you like my e-girls

This was made for games and e-girls how want to flirt with each other
It comes for Draw me like one of your french girls but for gamers.
Hey gamer girl i wanna play you like my e-girls
by Unecessary godly April 17, 2021
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I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.
Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."
by Thatsnotmyname May 8, 2013
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OH I THIUGJY YOU EMANG UOU DOING WNAY UY

No it's not dyslexic latin, moreover it translates to "Oh I thought you meant you don't want it."

It is a surrogate phrase for the latter, often used in shocking scenarios, be that a debate, an argument or in a moment of intense revelation.
Legend has it that it was coined in Rushden, Northamptonshire - although this was never officially verified
Person 1: OI, WHERE'S MY FOOD?!
Person 2: OH I THIUGJY YOU EMANG UOU DOING WNAY UY!
Person1: eh?
by BER - T January 15, 2021
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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.
I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!
by Elitist January 2, 2004
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fuck you i won't do what you tell me

a phrase in the song killing in the name by rage against the machine one of the most awesomest hard awesome erect bands in the universe. it's said 16 times and in the music vid the lead says it to a bouncer or a cop or a security dude like a bajillion times and then he calms down.

it's a seriously hardcore phrase, and most punk rocker peeps use the phrase every second of their life. practically.

also it's what you say when your teacher tells you to do something, or if you girlfriend suggests that you stop touching her cheek.
1)

Mom: Hey, Caleb, take out the trash!
Caleb: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Mom: Umm... okay....

2)
Jacob: Excuse me, but would you mind closing your legs Shawn Johnson That smell of tuna is really getting to me.
Shawn Johnson: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!"
Jacob: What the hell are you talking about? I just asked you to close your legs!

3)
Jason: Hey Erin you're hawttt
Erin: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Jason: That just makes perfect sense, anyway, i'm gonna touch your cheek.
by Ninja J December 27, 2008
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