Angry Young Man Syndrome

Angry Young Man Syndrome usually occurs between young men aged 18 to 22. This often coincides with their discovery of beer as a breakfast substitute.

The effects of Angry Young Man Syndrome are: not calling or visiting your family, being gruff with your family when you do see them, not giving presents to family or friends on key holidays and birthdays, being grumpy when you don't get very good presents back, complaining about how poor and poverty-stricken you are after buying the latest computer game, listening to Angry Young Man Music, being cynical about everything and everyone in general.

Friend 1: What's his problem?
Friend 2: Must be Angry Young Man Syndrome

by Etain August 3, 2006

Old Man Flappy Cap

Singer Brian Johnson from AC/DC. Called this because he wears a stupid old man's flappy cap.

I think old man flappy cap is about to sing Thunderstruck.

by K40 January 13, 2004

gavin rae the elephant man

A scottish football song that gets singed by Dundee United when they are vs Aberdeen. The song is aimed at Gavin Rae because he used to play for Dundee and Dundee United are Dundees rivals

Dundee united fan 1: did you hear about gaving rae??????????Dundee United fan 2 what. Gavin rae the elephant man?

by SHEDRULE February 24, 2013

pathetic soggy bread man

morpheus from neil gaiman's The Sandman comic and show. take the 2013 tumblr sexyman and the 2022 pathetic little meow meow and mix them together in a blender and this is what you get. soggy bread with a bad haircut. he is pathetic. he gets bitches and loses them instantly. he has the aura and persona of wet soggy bread. his ego is bigger than his entire realm, and it gets crushed as easily as a chickpea. his pride caused him to imprison his girlfriend into the depths of hell for 10,000 years because he was angy that she didn't want to marry him. he should be to turned into butter and spread on a piece of toast. he is a piece of pathetic soggy bread.

omg it's morpheus from the sandman!
ikr he's such a pathetic soggy bread man

by potaytose November 17, 2022

Harry Tucker / Little Man

Likkl man is genuinely the nicest person on earth and is like Roberto Carlos and Prime ChrisMD combined.

Did u see Harry Tucker / Little Man goal at the weekend?

by Romanrome23 February 28, 2022

Old Man Gap Year

The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.

I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?

by Nacho Burris November 4, 2022

bups man in the head piece

to smack one's head with one's palm

stop chatting breeze or i'll bups man in the head piece bruv

by bladman_z you get me November 20, 2009