Two-bit tramping hoe

a girl who dresses for attention of the male population. has almost no brain and sleeps with anything with legs. can be either good looking or not. isn't worth no more than two-bits and a medical bill. can be considered pyscho by male popluation. women most use this term. Other factors: large groups or single, scantily clad women, underdressed teenagers, ex-girlfriends, or girls you just do not care to call your friends.

oh my gosh, mary! did you see all those two-bit tramping hoes at John's party last night? I almost died laughing when they tried to lap dance each other!

walking in the mall at summer time...See Mary, I told you it was two-bit tramping hoe season.

by crownvicp71grl March 29, 2010

tamp-stamp

to hit a person across the forehead with a bloody tampon.

I tamp-stamped that ho last week.

by anderoohsally April 26, 2008

titty tampon

The circle pads that a women who is pregnant has to start using when she begins to lactate a.k.a titty tamps

Jenny's tits where leaking so she had to purchase some titty tampons

by Shaun M November 16, 2006

Trampoline

A male sexual display;

The act of stretching one's scrotal skin out with two hands - using thumb and forefinger - parallel to a primary surface (i.e. a bed or floor) until smooth, with the penis resting on top, utilizing the grip and taut skin to move the scrotum up and down at various speeds to have the penis bounce off of it continuously.

tram·po·line Noun /ˈtrampəˌlēn/

tram·po·line Verb /ˈtrampəˌlēn/

Variations:
trampolined (past tense); trampolined (past participle); trampolines (3rd person singular present); trampolining (present participle); "Trampoline Dick"; "Trampoline Cock"; "The Trampoline"; "The Bounce"

Usage Example:
"I ran out of tricks once I actually got her in bed, so I just showed her The Trampoline and bounced my way back into her heart and right between her legs."

by Brandan Darren December 19, 2010

Bloody Tampon

Bloody Tampon - The Vampires equivalent of a Tea bag

Vampire 1: Pint of blood please.
Bartender: ok
Vampire 2: Plain water please
Bartender: Why just plain water?
"Vampire 2 pulls out a Bloody Tampon"
Vampire 2: I'm making tea ;)

by [-:.Andrew W.E.:-] February 10, 2010

Global Tampon

A country filled with liberals that heal countless bleeding hearts with wide open arms.

Global tampon is America after 1-20-2008

by fuckobama January 20, 2009

tampon

a tampon is a guy who "only gets stuck up bitches"

A: man justin is always getting harassed by his girlfriend, and it's the same with each one!
B: of course, he's a tampon.
A: a tampon, how so?
B: he only gets stuck up bitches.

by The New Jesus August 14, 2009