typically a right-winged individual that will defend the cops in any protest or shooting video no matter what the video shows. These individuals also tend to be loud supporters of Blue Lives Matter.
by Steve_holt August 27, 2020
“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”
“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”
“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”
by Fetty Waped Me November 24, 2019
The top hierarchical tier and biological super creatures of the simp species. This individual is the leader of the simp nation. There is no point he will not cross as a simp and he places self-dignity at an extremely low value of importance.
An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect
Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp
Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp
by Reagan81 May 08, 2020
_*Simps/simds original definition*_-: suckers idolizing mediocre pussy/dick
_*Deeper definition*_: boys/girls who want to be loved so bad that they go through hella shit for the person who they want to love them even though they person isn't worth it
_*Deeper definition*_: boys/girls who want to be loved so bad that they go through hella shit for the person who they want to love them even though they person isn't worth it
Bro shes such a simd for trusting him again
Dude your such a simp ditching the bros for her
You are such a simp/simd I can't belive you
Dude your such a simp ditching the bros for her
You are such a simp/simd I can't belive you
by Thatbitchjupiter June 01, 2020
An infectious disease spread by Simps or watching The Simpsons. Symptoms include: attraction towards unattractive women, playing on Elppa's simp-19 server, being a pussy, abandoning your bros to be with wamen. The only cure is to pray to Ninja to kill yourself after you respawn in your minecraft bed you have to surrender your soul for a while to be cleansed by Vladimir Putin using blood magic. Meanwhile your soul is being cleansed you have to surrender your self to the gulag and escape with the help of daddy Kim. After all of this you will be counted as one of the few people recovered from Simp-19 on worldometer.
Son: Masturbates in bed cuz Karen makes him horny
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)
by Anti simp June 01, 2020
by Nike1248002 January 11, 2020