Tormund

A man with a big dick. Like, the biggest dick ever. Like, so big not even light can escape it's gravitational pull. Like, so big he uses the Great Wall of China as a condom. Like, so big that Noah's flood was just him ejaculating. Like, Sperm Whales have a shrine to him despite having 12 foot dicks themselves. Like, so big that he carries around his own personal Tower of Joy. It derives from Tormund Giantsbane, the 4th best character in A Song of Ice and Fire. He finds a way to bring up his member in every sentence. This man is the complete opposite of a Littlefinger. A common example of this is The Most Interesting Man in the World.

Ex 1: Dany: Did you hear about Mel? She totally sucked Jon's dick the other night. I hear that he's a total Tormund.
Marge: NO WAY! OMG! Well, Tom might be only 9, but he ain't too bad himself. I should know.

Ex 2: Dave: Listen, Mel, I know Jon got a big dick, but he ain't got nothing on Stan. That's a Tormund if I've ever seen one. Plus, you're a total whore, you pyromaniac bitch.

Tormund by ScottTheGiantDick December 21, 2014

Tormund rajestan 

Being a Tormund Rajestan means that you have a rich way of acting but also have a tendency to act barbaric.

Often used to when making a strange face which shows royalty and barbarism.

Don’t ever look at me looking like Tormund Rajestan

Tormund rajestan by Mr.beast123 April 12, 2023

torpund 

Elyse's avatar in the Funhaus episode 'FORTNITE WITH CARS - H1Z1 Auto Royale Gameplay', released on 23rd of March 2018.

"What even is Torpund?"
"Ahhh, you know... he's just being Torpund".

torpund by krisd44 April 2, 2018