Summer Dong

A penis that is sweaty and horny and needs tending to in a sexual context.

The summer air was thick with sultry heat. Cicadas humming their midnight tune. Our bodies tangled in the damp sheets. It was you and me and my summer dong.

by Wachet Auf February 08, 2025

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summer hormones

when you start getting horny randomly for no apparent reason, it can just be like talking to someone and getting turned on.

i think i’m getting summer hormones again 😖

by a.b.swizzle June 03, 2019

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Summers Point

NJ Jersey city water hospital birthplace fuck you

A place in New Jersey along the ocean line. Gets many tourists and is prone to reel in a few "shoebies", which no one likes.

holy shit, it's Summers Point!

by songoku924 October 29, 2008

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summer whine

n. A brief expected recurring Canadian complaint about the brevity of the snow-free season.

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Whenever Pierre dusts the snow off his mittens in early June you can expect a summer whine.

by gnostic3 June 27, 2022

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A Colorado Summer

A "Colorado Summer" is an era in a young mans life when he liberals-up and gains maximum rizz because of it. During this phase, his room is an artsy fuckboy temple. Posters of obscure bands, large plants, and LED lights apesr one day. Soon after, he gets an alternative haircut and starts taking edibles like they were prescribed... New-found rizz lands this guy an undeserving amount of bitches. This is due to a positive feedback loop that starts to occur between the rizzing tinder hoes and his involvement in gym bro activity.

"Bro, have you seen Eden's room? He might be having a Colorado Summer right now."

"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."

by Significant_ Seinfeld December 17, 2022

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