Russian poo

A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.

Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.

by california689 August 04, 2011

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dusty poo

A person who loves to eat dust mites.

Dustun is such a dusty poo.

by Jaden the Best Minecraft playe January 27, 2021

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poo-imperative

The undeniable need to take a dump that happens after one has held it back for as long as one can. The state of mind when one's bowels decree that they must be evacuated immediately.

self -"I really don't want to use a gas station bathroom..."
ass -"poo-imperative!!"
self -"dag yo"

by AKAStavros November 06, 2009

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Prematch Poo

Prematch Poo, a poo which takes place just before an event, preferably sporting event.
The prematch poo has many advantages including

1) Not needing to piss or shit during the event.
2) Being that slight bit lighter.

This tactic was founded by Burnley FC manager - Shaun Dyche
But adopted by the Italians when winning the World Cup.

Friend #1: "You ran dead quick then mate"
Friend #2: "Ye, I went for my prematch poo la"
Friend #1: "alright'
Friend #3 "Shaun Dyche"

by Shaun Dyche May 23, 2019

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Poo wallet

Poo wallet is a game that involves 1 old wallet, some poo and a road.

Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.

Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.

Kid- I am bored.
Kid2- Lets play "Poo wallet"

by OsamaBinFappin December 20, 2012

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