When you only have a couple of minutes spare, but really need to drop a fat log, you must perform what is commonly know as a speed poo. You squeeze the poo out so hard that it leaves your body at the speed of light and you wipe your arse so quick that you get friction burn.
Fred: I’m just gonna go do a poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo
by BentheGod October 7, 2020
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Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.
Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.
Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.
Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.
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Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.
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