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Luxury Poo

when the upstairs toilet is occupied by a fellow plopper. It is the prime opportunity to deliver the goods to the forbidden downstairs toilet reserved solely for a number 1 or guest use...
Jurassic park! Upstairs is busy, I'm off for a Luxury poo!
by adam.kaplan4 December 11, 2012
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Poo wallet

Poo wallet is a game that involves 1 old wallet, some poo and a road.

Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.

Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.
Kid- I am bored.
Kid2- Lets play "Poo wallet"
by OsamaBinFappin December 20, 2012
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punkiie poo

one of many nicknames that can be given to a future wife for life
I love you punkiie poo!!
by George Freckel January 20, 2013
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Rescue poo

A poo so long that it hits the water before it leaves your arse.
" i did a shit so big It looked like a rope being lowered into the water...it was a definite rescue poo "
by Gazerath Of Nazerath October 7, 2012
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Poo thumb

The condition in which your thumb is covered in feces after a thourough anal wiping.
Damn that burrito was sloppy it gave me poo thumb
by Craig Mack Andy bitch nasty October 12, 2013
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Russian poo

A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.
Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.
by california689 August 4, 2011
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American poo

The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.
Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.
by california689 August 4, 2011
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