The god of gods, the creator of space jam and time itself, the best person ever, really nice guy when you get to know him, the overall best guy, and pretty obese
by poo lord January 19, 2021
by 0ojohnstonso0 November 21, 2008
1. noun. a fart that accidentally slips out in an embarrassing situation.
2. noun. a fart that is intentionally released but exhibits the owner's poor sense of social etiquette.
3. noun. a really bad fart that is more closely described as a fake shit; only missing the solid matter.
2. noun. a fart that is intentionally released but exhibits the owner's poor sense of social etiquette.
3. noun. a really bad fart that is more closely described as a fake shit; only missing the solid matter.
Oh my God, did someone step in something or was that a faux-poo?
Can you believe Cindy's faux-poo during church?
Can you believe Cindy's faux-poo during church?
by Scubadubadog January 05, 2008
The undeniable need to take a dump that happens after one has held it back for as long as one can. The state of mind when one's bowels decree that they must be evacuated immediately.
by AKAStavros November 06, 2009
Noun - A bong rip of weed and tobacco taken before a bowel movement too loosen your bowels and ease fecal discharge. Normal bowel movements can take upwards of 55 minutes especially after a good night of drinking. The average poo-be-gone takes less than 45 seconds and will start shortly after exhalation, thus being in close proximity to a lavatory is recommended.
Bob: "Dam I have tried to shit like 6 times this morning, that bottle of jack fucked my bowels"
Janet: "You should take a poo-be-gone! The bong's in the bathroom already."
Janet: "You should take a poo-be-gone! The bong's in the bathroom already."
by I <3 Pooping March 26, 2014
A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.
Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.
by california689 August 04, 2011
by Jaden the Best Minecraft playe January 27, 2021