Pineapple

A person who is pansexual and polyamorous : because pan+poly sounds like "pineapple" if you say it too fast.

I have a girlfriend, two boyfriends, and a crush on this nonbinary person... guess that makes me a pineapple!

by EnbyQuing March 18, 2020

Pineapple

The best safeword you can come up with

ok timmy, what's the safeword?
IT'S PINEAPPLE!

by MRfrog87 January 31, 2022

Pineapple

can be slang for drugs

pineapple

by unsureity January 16, 2020

Pineapple

A code word two or more friends use to signal that they’ve seen a cute guy/girl

Using “peach” or “cookie” is okay too

Please refrain from using a vegetable, it would sound very, very stupid.

Me- omg, look Ashely it’s a pineapple at 9 o’clock!!
Ashley- shit.... that’s a real fine pineapple...

by Confuzzled92 November 17, 2018

Pineapple

A word typically used among pre-teen girls. Many of the girls will use a code name to talk about their crush so other people don’t know who they’re talking about. Pineapple is definitely the most popular code-name

Girl 1: “omg look pineapple is coming over here”
Girl 2: “ooooooh you should ask him to sit by you at lunch”
Girl 1 (to pineapple): “hey Jake, you should sit by me at lunch today!”
Jake/pineapple: “cool”

by princesstheferret December 20, 2021

Pineapple

The best food ever, most commonly referred to as a watermelon.

Look, Jessica! The watermelon (pineapple) today is so bright and yellow.

by IMABA April 7, 2019

Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021