Mental Help

What You need. Please get some. Please please please get a therapist. You’re on this probably looking for the definition of anything you think is funny.

Me: get some help.
You: why?
Me: YOU NEED THERAPY
You: WHY?!

Me: You need Mental Help

by INeedTherapy1470 October 27, 2023

Monk Mentality

The mentality one has to use to win low elo league of legends games.

Ogima starting using the "monk mentality" to win his lane and carry the game.

by Ogima October 30, 2023

Koculu Mentality

Someone who is focused and is never willing to give up

He has the Koculu Mentality

by ObitosPain November 5, 2023

Koculu Mentality

Someone who is working hard and is never willing to give up

He has the Koculu Mentality

by ObitosPain November 5, 2023

Mental/Illness

As a child if you were subjected to daddy beatings and they got severely worse after a few pints of Stella, you probably decided you wanted to be a total cunt and pop a pride flag up on your wall and force your false grammar and idea of pronouns down other's throats.

Hence the reason to why we call them mental illnesses because they would be nothing but normal members of society if they didn't get bested by their Daddy's beloved Stella Artois'.

Jamie: I don't rate Charlie. He's a fuck-tard if you asked me
Spencer: THEY
Jamie: Oh sorry. I forgot they were a Mental/Illness.
Charlie: WAAAAA I'M A BIG BABY THEY/THEM FAGGOT LIL BIH
Ben: Sorry has anyone got the time?
Charlie: Did you just assume we are financially stable enough to afford a clock?
Jamie: This is why no one likes you and you're a FUCKING GIRL CHARLIE LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THERE IS A FANNY RIGHT THERE!

by MWE2004 November 14, 2023

Mental Diabetes

Occurs when someone has been fed with too much sugarcoated responses and replies to the point that if a blunt response or reply is given, the person will feel offended or need to address to stop hurting them

I just told her the reality but she hated me for it. She might have mental diabetes

by LePost James November 17, 2023

Complete Mental Patient

Another name for the country of Croatia during World War II

Person 1: Dude, did you ever read about Croatia in World War II
Person 2: Yeah, It was a Complete Mental Patient

by Depresso Much December 19, 2023