Jamie Goldman

An extensively large Jewish male, he is undeniably annoying and can be spot out of any crowd due to his height. I’d watch out for him at a protest if I were you.

Omg, what in the Jamie Goldman is going on in the library!

by Skibtybop6767 October 6, 2025

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Jamie May

Looks like a love child of ed matthews and beavo with a crippling obsession with rubbing ketchup on his knob. If its not on his knob then its on someones "bearded clam" so he can devour it from there instead. Seriously, dont search bearded clam. Basically an absolute weapon who shoves cucumbers up his arse.

Got any ketchup or cucumbers? Ask Jamie May, hes got them hidden in every hole you can think of!

by Quifeneck November 5, 2025

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